August 1st, 2025
Zurich, Switzerland 🇨🇭
About This Ridiculously Posh Affair
I'm 40 now, which means it's time for a rooftop lakeside dinner overlooking the stunning Lake Zurich. We're talking white tablecloths, actual silverware, and champagne that costs more than most people's rent.
Fireworks & Yodeling (Obviously)
What's a Swiss celebration without some traditional Alpine yodeling? Yes, this is actually happening. I think.
Dress Code: Fancy But Fun
Think "Swiss banker meets party animal." Dress shirts recommended, but I won't judge if you show up in lederhosen. Actually, I'll judge you positively. Bonus points for Alpine hats.
The Menu
We're having fondue. Obviously. Plus fusion Peruvian food.
Meet Lake Zurich
The Rooftop Experience
Picture this: A stunning rooftop terrace overlooking Lake Zurich, with the Alps in the background. Tables set with fine china, crystal glasses, and enough candles to make it look like a romantic movie (but with way more yodeling).
The Evening Schedule
6:00 PM - Arrivals and Drinks
Welcome drinks on the rooftop. Try not to fall off while admiring the view. I won't be responsible for any drinks-induced clumsiness.
9:00 PM - Dinner
Multi-course dinner begins. Professional yodeler will perform between courses. Audience participation encouraged but not required. (It's required.)
10:00 PM + Fireworks and Party
Private fireworks display over Lake Zurich. May or may not be legal, but definitely awesome. Swiss authorities have been... informed.